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Saturday, August 6, 2011

#FUNNY - Faster than light - #story

Four University graduates were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light
HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.
MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked
Cambridge guy: Its Loose motion
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear CB guy’s reply, asked) "WHY"?
Cambridge guy: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN THE LIGHTS ON, it was all over!!!!

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